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BBC NEWS | England | Leicestershire | Father guilty of ’stupid’ DIY job
With all the DIY Home makeover shows in the UK this was bound to happen!
Pretty funny! A guy tries to convert his attic into a bedroom and causes £15,000 worth of damage to his rented house.
“There’s no excuse put forward. The explanation was that he was seeking to create a space for his children to have more room to play in but failed to give any thought to the consequences.”
“It does not make him a bad man, just a stupid one.”
Judge Peter Morrell, sentencing, said: “I can see you are sorry for yourself and there’s a degree of remorse at the consequences of your stupidity.
HoustonChronicle.com - Moore’s ‘9/11′ film gets June 25 U.S. debut date
So Michael and the Bernstiens won, and it looks like the US public will get to see “Farenheit 9/11″ before the elections after all.
If I were Bush, I wouldn’t even bother with the campaigning. Take those hundreds of millions in campain money and throw some major parties!
Like I’ve always said, he didn’t win the last election, there is no reason why he should win this one. That’s not saying that he won’t be president this time next year.
Anyway, a classic Moore statement:
“Everybody knows who I am and where I stand. Oh no, I’m not trying to pretend I’m being even-handed with Bush,” he told Reuters in May when the controversy erupted.
Beginners Guides: 99 Performance Tips for WindowsXP - PCStats.com
I have sworn several times that I will never use windows XP. However, this computer is running out of steam so I fear that I will be force to upgrade. Anyway, in case I ever need to use XP, I’m putting this article up so that I can read it then :).
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