A Day in Paradise

PHP5: Coming Soon to a Webserver Near You [PHP & MySQL Reviews and Apps]

A bit dated (July, 2003), but still a MUST read article for anyone who is interested in PHP or more specifcally PHP5.

What’s the Story?

aaron@blog# chmod 777 blog

it’s official, this blog is no longer read-only!!!

O-zone Dragostea Din Tei Lyrics @ Top40-Charts.com – 40 Top 20 & Top 40 Music Charts from 25 Countries

This song has been in the top 10 all summer… just had to blog about it after talking with a romanian friend.

I was at the park yesterday with the kids and heard these other kids singing the song WORD-FOR-WORD, in romanian. Amazing

Anyway, if nothing else, it’s great for Romania!

BlogShares – Aaron Wormus – General

Played with this for about 20 minutes yesterday and trippled my income…

Now I’m worth $64,516,509.25

Ideas and selling bonds are where the real money is… trading of petty stocks is way too much work. Especially when you’re limited to 20 trades a day

UtterlyBoring.com: Republican Convention Schedule Revised — Again

The best part happens at midnight: Nomination of George W. Bush as Holy Supreme Planetary Overlord make sure not to miss the Bush demonstration of trademark “deer in headlights” stare or Ceremonial Burning of Bill of Rights (excluding 2nd Amendment)

Click to give me Chips

Blogshares is a virtual blog stockmarket. Just a silly game, but I am in need of ‘chips’ so visit blogshares using this link to earn me a few

CNN.com – 9/11 toy found inside candy bags – Aug 27, 2004

I just added a bunch of categories, but I forgot a WTF? category! This one is just plain crazy!

Free Internet Press | FBI Investigating Spy In The Pentagon

This one is certainly from the ‘wholly-cow’ department.

The FBI has evidence that a person who has been working at high levels in the Pentagon may be a spy for Israel, senior U.S. officials have confirmed.

The alleged “mole” working for Israel could have been in a position to influence Bush administration policy toward Iran and Iraq, one of the officials said on Friday.

I followed this link in from google news.

Cleaner thinks modern art is rubbish

It seems that the only art making news is the stuff that gets stolen or thrown away.

The transparent bag of rubbish — full of newspaper, cardboard and other bits of paper — formed part of a work by German-born artist Gustav Metzger called “Recreation Of First Public Demonstration Of Auto-Destructive Art”.

It was on display next to a sheet of nylon that had been spattered with acid, and a metal sculpture on a table when a cleaner tossed it out with the other trash.

News in Science – Replacement jawbone grown on patient’s back – 27/08/2004

The surgeons carried out a 3D computer scan of the patient’s face to build a small cage of titanium mesh, shaped to act as a substitute for the missing jaw.

Seven weeks later, filled with fresh-grown bone, the cage was removed from his back, along with a piece of the adjoining muscle, an artery and a vein. The assemblage was then transplanted into his face.

The Globe and Mail

There is no longer a mainstream media in the United States. Every outlet postures and preens. Comedy is now as important as political commentary. Only the jokers have integrity.

It was my understanding that that’s what political satire was all about. Isn’t that what “There’s many a truth told in Jest” is all about?

Gmail

I guess everyone just got another 5 invitations, and everyone I know has Gmail already… anyway … If anyone needs a gmail account send an email to awormus@gmail.com.

First come first serve! In other words if you’re reading this post in 6 months, don’t bother writing

WINAMP.COM | My home computer won’t run Doom 3. I have lost my will to live.

There it is, I don’t know how long it will last for, but it’s pretty funny! Reminds me of this fantastic comic! The next one is good too!

What’s the Story?

And you, dear readers are my poor victims… who needs a dynamic style changer with a site that looks different every time you visit it! Don’t worry… I will get this sorted out

A Guide To Metric Time: Metric Week

My suggestion: Have all the even numbered years start on Zeroday, and the odd numbered years start on Fiveday. Leap days do not fall on any day of the week — they are completely outside the week. Thus, each year has 36 1/2 weeks, and are completely regular.

Pretty good going! The day outside of a weekday is especially amusing!