Psychosymantec
OK, here’s a real groaner that I just came up with…
Psychosymantec — A virus that exists only in the mind of the victim
Common usage:
Phone: I was away from my computer for 5 minutes and I think somone hacked me an installed a virus. Now booting up the comptuer takes much longer, and I think the virus is emailing itself to everyone in my address book!
You: Don’t worry, that’s a pychosymantec virus, and is usually harmless.
