Archive for January, 2005

Fantasy Coffins!

Monday, January 31st, 2005

BBC NEWS | In Pictures | In Pictures: Fantasy coffins
Some awesome coffin designs! The uterus is exceptionally wierd…
People are dying to get these!

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ReplaceEm — Windows multi-file search/replace tool

Monday, January 31st, 2005

ReplaceEm
Nice one here!

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U.S. lost track of $9 billion in Iraq funds

Monday, January 31st, 2005

CNN.com - Audit: U.S. lost track of $9 billion in Iraq funds - Jan 30, 2005
That’s a shitload of money to misplace! With $9,000,000,000 I could:
1. Buy an Second hand Aircraft Carrier — $8,000,000
2. Buy 30 MiGs — 9,000,000
3. Plenty of stuff at this bizarre bazaar
And have enough left to give $300 to each person […]

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php-soft.com are f*cking spammers

Sunday, January 30th, 2005

PHP-soft.com Software solutions — Our products: SPAM
OK, here’s a live one! Not only spammers, but the creators of the spamming tools which are such a pain to bloggers and the internet in general.
They aren’t that bright — the screenshot of the spamming program shows them preparing a batch of blog spam, fake email address and […]

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A faggot for dinner — Yummy!

Saturday, January 29th, 2005

BBC NEWS | UK | England | Family of faggot fans fly the flag
The family, including Lewis, 13, and Grace, 7, eat faggots twice a week, with mashed potato and mushy peas, and will be launching the awareness campaign on Tuesday at Liverpool University, followed by visits this week to Nottingham, Leeds, Sheffield and Birmingham.
Don’t […]

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CNET News are Google Whores

Friday, January 28th, 2005

Apple updates iMovie HD | CNET News.com
I was stuck with a very long URL from a C|net article…
http://news.com.com/No-cost+Skype+strikes+chord+with+businesses/2100-7352_3-5553053.html?part=rss&tag=5553053&subj=news.7352.5
I shortened it by removing the query string and got it down to:
http://news.com.com/No-cost+Skype+strikes+chord+with+businesses/2100-7352_3-5553053.html
Not too bad, but what’s with the URL keyword stuffing? Lets chuck that too!
http://news.com.com/2100-7352_3-5553053.html
Much better! Friggin Google Whores!

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Husband of the Year Awards

Friday, January 28th, 2005

Thrid Place: Albania

Second Place: Serbia

And the Winner is… Ireland
True Romantics — they are holding hands!

Courtesy of: My good (Irish) friend James.

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Funny guy dancing Ozone’s Dragostea Din Tei

Thursday, January 27th, 2005

Fat Dutch Man - Funny guy dancing Ozone’s Dragostea Din Tei
I’ve had this one sent to me a couple times… probably only appreciated by the Europeans who have had to listen to the song all of last summer.

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Perspective — Horrific storm damage in Sweden (With Pic!)

Wednesday, January 26th, 2005

Horrific storm damage in Sweden (With Pic!)
You’ve got to see this one!
With all the news on TV lately about the extreme weather conditions affecting the East Coast of the US, the mud slides in the Middle East and South America, the flood that made it’s mark on Southern England, along with the dire predictions […]

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Embrash - More dumbass outsourcing

Wednesday, January 26th, 2005

Embrash - More dumbass outsourcing
We bought a bed for the kids yesterday. It was the second time we went to the big “I-wanna-be-IKEA” store so choosing the bed took about 5 minutes. Buying the bed on the other hand took about 20 minutes.
The nice lady at the counter went over to the bed we wanted, […]

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SQLFormatter SQL editor formats SQL

Tuesday, January 25th, 2005

SQLFormatter SQL editor formats SQL
No more messy SQL!

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IPC2k5SE - Sessions are up!

Tuesday, January 25th, 2005

International PHP Magazine - Cutting-Edge Technologies for Web Professionals - News
Nice lineup of sessions for this year’s spring conference! A couple new faces as well!
Now all that’s left to wish for is a non-conflicting schedule — or live feed from each session so that we can participate in multiple sessions from […]

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Woman arrested for deleting ex’s game data

Friday, January 21st, 2005

Woman arrested for deleting ex’s game data
A WOMAN who was miffed that her boyfriend had left her, used his online user name and password to access an Internet game and delete his game data.
When the long term player of the online game Lineage found he had lost all his virtual weapons and clothes in the […]

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RAMMSTEIN + Apocalyptica

Friday, January 21st, 2005

RAMMSTEIN :: News
We’re very happy to announce that the band Apocalyptica will be the support act for the Rammstein concerts in February 2005. Rammstein fans surely know the finnish band by their cover version of “Seemann”, that they recorded with Nina Hagen.
Tour dates here… so if anyone wants to send me a couple tickets… either […]

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‘I don’t like Monday 24 January’

Friday, January 21st, 2005

BBC NEWS | UK | ‘I don’t like Monday 24 January’
So am I the only one who has a dentist appointment on the Worst Day of the Year?

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