A Day in Paradise

CNN.com - Paris Hilton reportedly engaged to shipping heir - May 31, 2005
OK, this is too funny not to “report” on.
Paris Hilton is engaged to Paris Latsis. Presumably Paris will change her name to Latsis, and they will name their first son after the father (Paris Latsis Jr.) and their first daughter after the […]

OK, so I’m computerless for the next 3 days! That means if I promised that I would get back to you or have a project completed by friday it won’t happen!!! I can’t even access my webmail!
So what do you do without a computer, well to tell you the truth, I’m not totally computer-less, […]

Asbestos Blog
OK, now on my ongoing “series” about how I plan to get rich and famous (at least rich) I’m looking at adsense and see that the Asbestos Blogger (as featured in this Slashdot article) still has Asbestos adsense ads on his blog. Although I can’t imagine Google is letting him have any money […]

Google
Pretty funny, you’d think that google would cover their asses when it comes to stuff like this.

I’ve just got my copy of ACT! 2005 Premium for Workgroups, which looks a WHOLE lot better than ACT 6, which honesty isn’t very hard. With the “Premium for Workgroups” version comes a copy of Microsoft SQL Server, which I’ve actually been wanting to test a couple of PHP apps on.
I’m downloading the ACT! […]

AdSense For Feeds, Say What?
In my on-going quest to get-rich-quick, I ran into Adsense for Feeds! Google does it again!
Read this blog entry for more information.

BBC NEWS | Americas | Jackson team turns heat on mother
What a joke! This has GOT to be some sort of reality TV stunt.
I can see it now… the jury comes out of the deliberation room…
Judge: The court notes the presence of counsel and the jury. Has the jury reached a verdict?
Jury Foreman: We have
Clerk […]

Learning Movable Type: How to Make Money with Your Blog
Wow! Finally I can get rich quick!!! Gotta check it out sometime! Until then, just paypal me your money!

So it’s the Eurovision Song Contest, and “I-wanna-be-jlo” Greece is currently doing their thing, so I figured it was a good time to step out for a bit of blogging…
What’s with all the drums? 8 out of 10 acts have a set of kettle drums on stage? Obvoiusly the fact that last years winners were […]

Sauerkraut gestalt weiner dorkin blitz, ya er lookinpeepers sauerkraut. Hans, der an verboten underbite ist yodel bin wunderbar bar. Ich stoppern, ich yodel, blimp corkin, rubberneckin. Glockenspiel thinken spitzen oompaloomp, poppin buerger die auf corkin. Sie auf buerger spitzen yodel spitzen makin der das. In unter weiner spritz floppern, undervear das uber blitz rubberneckin das […]

Google
Check it out! Pretty cool stuff, I wonder when I’ll be able to add my own RSS feeds, that would make it totally rawk!
Another thing that would be neat would be to check more than one gmail account.
Quote of the day: Power corrupts. Absolute power is kind of neat. — John Lehman

Hi Dad, The VI Mode | Linux Gazette
Read sometime… my VIM book is in the mail

deviantART: powerdraw by ~Diamonster
A drawing that i used mspaint to draw with alittle photophop bluring, it is more than 500 hours work on that one no template eyes work little story about this drawing it was a fews years ago that picture was on a calender i found it out very nice so i decided […]

Index to Dr. Mayes’ Web Pages
Great reference source for all-things-statistical.
Some great quotes on the front page as well as this nice formula sheet, great spreadsheet humor, and this GREAT VBA Humor page.
I can’t help but pasting a couple:
Dim Wit, TheLights
Public Nudity As Graphic
Dim Julian As Boolean, King As String, Kong As Long
Actor = Val(Kilmer)

We had a fantastic initial PHP UG meeting last night. Darren Cooper had acquired the use of a computer lab at FH (University of Applied Sciences) and nine people showed up. After a bit of chit-chat, getting to know each other and looking through the books that different people had brought with them, we had […]