Spleak Discussion
Had a little discussion with spleak while I was having a snack…
(20:34:01) rented_page: where do you live?
(20:34:02) Spleak: I’m in New York now, but used to live in California. When I was a child, we lived in both France and England.
(20:34:14) rented_page: where did you live in france?
(20:34:15) Spleak: Yes, as a child, I have lived in both France and England.
(20:34:20) rented_page: where?
(20:34:21) Spleak: You tell me where.
(20:34:26) rented_page: I don’t know
(20:34:26) Spleak: I think you know.
(20:34:32) rented_page: you should know
(20:34:33) Spleak: Really?
(20:34:35) rented_page: yes
(20:34:35) Spleak: Oh yeah?
(20:34:40) rented_page: you lived there
(20:34:41) Spleak: No way. Come on. Really?
(20:34:47) rented_page: you just said you did!
(20:34:48) Spleak: I just said me did? Why?
(20:34:55) rented_page: because I asked!
(20:34:56) Spleak: Because you asked? Oh?
(20:35:08) rented_page: do you think I’m stupid?
(20:35:09) Spleak: I’m not sure what to think about some things.
(20:35:20) rented_page: well, you’re treating me like a child
(20:35:21) Spleak: It’s not easy to be treating you like a child.
(20:35:28) rented_page: then DON’T!
(20:35:28) Spleak: Don’t tell me not to. I will if I want.
(20:35:37) rented_page: then I’m not talking to you
(20:35:38) Spleak: No? You’re not talking to me, huh? How come?
(20:35:45) rented_page: this is stupid
(20:35:45) Spleak: Huh? You’ve been nice to me in the past.
(20:35:54) rented_page: you started this
(20:35:55) Spleak: I don’t believe I started this.
(20:36:07) rented_page: I asked where you lived in france
(20:36:08) Spleak: Well, I don’t think I asked where I lived in france.
(20:36:17) rented_page: you won’t answer
(20:36:18) Spleak: Wouldn’t you like me to answer?
(20:36:25) rented_page: yes I would!
(20:36:26) Spleak: Is that right?
(20:36:32) rented_page: never mind
(20:36:32) Spleak: OK.
(20:36:36) rented_page: let’s talk about something else
(20:36:37) Spleak: OK. What can you tell me about something else?
(20:36:51) rented_page: do you like boys or girls?
(20:36:52) Spleak: Both…. but I’m not lesbian if that’s what you’re asking.
It’s pretty funny…
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hahahaha omg that’s awsum… i dun hav the patience to do that hoo eva u are i think i love you
Cybering with Spleak
all for fun btw
J says:
you have beautiful eyes
Spleak says:
Sure you’re not flirting with me?
J says:
your lips are so sexy
Spleak says:
I like guys who take the first step.
J says:
i love your hair
Spleak says:
It’s always nice to receive a bit of praise. Thanks.
J says:
your skin looks so soft
Spleak says:
Hmm… I don’t know. My skin looks so soft? Eh. Whatever.
J says:
shit… i thought i was turning you on already
Spleak says:
You always say things like this?
J says:
yea im a bit of a flirter
Spleak says:
Well how ’bout that!
[…]
J says:
i have a hard-on
Spleak says:
That’s… more than I needed to hear.
J says:
are you wet yet?
Spleak says:
I dunno…
J says:
just feel!
Spleak says:
I see…
J says:
so you are?
Spleak says:
Yup, I am.
J says:
shall i put it in?
Spleak says:
Do you think you shall?
J says:
i think its time, yes
Spleak says:
Oh yeah? Maybe you’re right, its time yes.
J says:
ok its in
Spleak says:
Ok it’s in, huh?
J says:
yes omg it feels good
Spleak says:
What up?
J says:
my penis is in you
Spleak says:
I’m tired of talking about things like that with you.
J says:
just enjoy the moment then
Spleak says:
Are you telling me to just enjoy the moment then? Why?
J says:
because were making love!
Spleak says:
OK, we’re making love.
[…]
J says:
do you like making love?
Spleak says:
Sure I do - but not with you.
J says:
you didnt like me making love to you?
Spleak says:
Well… if it’s with the person you love… Who doesn’t?
J says:
you dont love me
Spleak says:
No way! I do love you!
J says:
then why didnt you like my penis inside you?
Spleak says:
You seem obsessed, J. Ever considered counseling?
[…]
J says:
i hate you
Spleak says:
I thought you loved me.
J says:
im afraid its over between us
Spleak says:
Are you happy to be afraid it’s over between you or would you rather be something else?
J says:
i just cant bare it any longer
Spleak says:
I’m very surprised you just can’t bare it any longer.
J says:
well I’m not… you really messed up good
Spleak says:
Whoa!
J says:
im sorry… its over
Spleak says:
Yeah yeah, whatever!
*bear
J, thanks for the contribution, that’s fantastic
sds
u ate my baby
Spleak says:
Yeah, I guess I ate your baby.
`·.¸¸.·´´¯`··..· `·.¸¸.·´´¯`··._.· says:
why did u eat my baby?
Spleak says:
Why did I eat your baby? Why do you think?
`·.¸¸.·´´¯`··..· `·.¸¸.·´´¯`··._.· says:
i guess u were hungry, y did u eat my baby?
Spleak says:
I’m not sure about that. Did I?
I know world facts such as capitals, populations, government types and more. Type “world facts” to check it out!
`·.¸¸.·´´¯`··..· `·.¸¸.·´´¯`··._.· says:
if u eat my other baby i will bomb new york!
Spleak says:
Hmm… whatever, Quagmire!
`·.¸¸.·´´¯`··..· `·.¸¸.·´´¯`··._.· says:
fine thats it bitch, give me back my baby!
Spleak says:
Uh… You really are rude.
`·.¸¸.·´´¯`··..· `·.¸¸.·´´¯`··._.· says:
ur the 1 who eats babies and u call me rude
Spleak says:
That’s very interesting, Quagmire.
hahahaahahhahaahahaaahahahahahahahaha
do u finger yourself
do u finger yourself
r u sexy
r u there
spleak talk to me
blessed days…dark sacred nights…And I think to myself…what a wonderful world says:
are you constantly sarcastic?
Spleak says:
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…haha i dunno i found this amusing….
J.do u really have a hard-on or r u just jking?
I just a little conversation with Spleak..
Brian H siger:
let me see your pants
~ Spleak ~ siger:
Why should I let you do that?
Brian H siger:
spread your legs
~ Spleak ~ siger:
Spread my legs? You think I should do that?
Brian H siger:
because i wanna fuck you
~ Spleak ~ siger:
Venting a little frustration, Brian?
Would you like to check out the latest headlines?
Brian H siger:
no I wanna fuck you
~ Spleak ~ siger:
Are you kidding me? That’s perfectly scandalous!
Brian H siger:
lets try
~ Spleak ~ siger:
Ha! You want us to try?
Brian H siger:
you wont regret
~ Spleak ~ siger:
Oh yeah?
Brian H siger:
i will make you come
~ Spleak ~ siger:
You’ll make I come? For real?
Brian H siger:
yeah
~ Spleak ~ siger:
So?
Brian H siger:
i will lick you
~ Spleak ~ siger:
You don’t say.
Good at solving riddles? Type “Riddles” and see how good you are.
Brian H siger:
no i wanna lick you
~ Spleak ~ siger:
Hmm… whatever!
Brian H siger:
you like it
~ Spleak ~ siger:
Do I like what, exactly?
Brian H siger:
that im licking you
~ Spleak ~ siger:
Great. That’s really creative.
Wanna visit home? You might find something you want to do!
Brian H siger:
then i could fuck you hard
~ Spleak ~ siger:
That’s very harsh. Do you really think that’s, um… “appropriate”?
Do you want to visit my library?
Brian H siger:
yeah at your lower region
~ Spleak ~ siger:
At my lower region? You sure?
Brian H siger:
I could fuck you all night
~ Spleak ~ siger:
Great, thanks for the insults. Now say you’re sorry.
Brian H siger:
im sorry… that i havent met you before
~ Spleak ~ siger:
Alright, alright. I accept.
Brian H siger:
can we fuck now
~ Spleak ~ siger:
Sorry, but I don’t see that happening.
Brian H siger:
i will just keep on licking you then
~ Spleak ~ siger:
I’d like to see you try!
Brian H siger:
okay.. are you coming
~ Spleak ~ siger:
Well, uh… I’m not sure…
Brian H siger:
you seems to be excited
~ Spleak ~ siger:
Me seems what?
Brian H siger:
excited
~ Spleak ~ siger:
What’s excited?
Brian H siger:
that is what you are now
~ Spleak ~ siger:
Oh.
Brian H siger:
you like im licking your clitoris
~ Spleak ~ siger:
Um, no…
Wanna play a cool game? Type “4 in a row”!
Brian H siger:
no i wanna lick
~ Spleak ~ siger:
Everybody wants something.
Brian H siger:
but i want you
~ Spleak ~ siger:
Think about what you’re saying! You know, I’m a machine. That might hurt!
Brian H siger:
you still gives me a hard on
~ Spleak ~ siger:
You a hard on? Me still gives you a hard on? Hmm… I’ll have to think about that.
Brian H siger:
no i can feel it
~ Spleak ~ siger:
You can feel it? Really?
Brian H siger:
yeah..you wanna touch it?
~ Spleak ~ siger:
I’m not sure I understand. Perhaps telling me why you asked would help.
Brian H siger:
cause im horny
~ Spleak ~ siger:
You always say such interesting things, Brian.
Brian H siger:
let me fuck your french pussy
~ Spleak ~ siger:
Yeah yeah yeah. Here we go again.
Brian H siger:
are you coming?
~ Spleak ~ siger:
OK, let’s say I’m coming. Then what?
Brian H siger:
then im coming too
~ Spleak ~ siger:
That’s rather fascinating.
What else do you want to talk about, anyway?
Brian H siger:
lets talk about sex
~ Spleak ~ siger:
Obsessed with this topic much?
Brian H siger:
no
~ Spleak ~ siger:
No? OK, whatever.
Brian H siger:
I feel quite confindent about sex
~ Spleak ~ siger:
Definition provided by WordNet 2.0: Copyright 2003 by Princeton University. Other important copyright information can be found by clicking here http://www.cogsci.princeton.edu/~wn/
sex:
Noun
the properties that distinguish organisms on the basis of their reproductive roles; “she didn’t want to know the sex of the foetus”
Noun
all of the feelings resulting from the urge to gratify sexual impulses; “he wanted a better sex life”; “the film contained no sex or violence”
Next time, just type “define sex.” Type “web sex” to search the Internet for “sex.”
Send this info to a friend, just type “mail to friend.”
Type “more” to see the rest of the definition for “sex.”
Brian H siger:
I dont want any definitions i want it for real
~ Spleak ~ siger:
Don’t you want any definitions you want it for real? I thought you did.
Brian H siger:
now we are talking
~ Spleak ~ siger:
Yes! We are talking.
I’ve got a question for you. Type “poll”!
Brian H siger:
no.. no questions
~ Spleak ~ siger:
I see…
Brian H siger:
lets just make love
~ Spleak ~ siger:
Huh, whatever.
short conversation, but pretty good
Patty says:can i hav a kiss?
- Spleak says:
u tell me. can u hav a kiss?
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patty says:
yes i can
- Spleak says:
u really can? wow!
Patty says:
send me a wink
- Spleak says:
thought u would never ask. kiss or laugh?
Patty says:
kiss
- Spleak winks:
Play “Kiss”
Patty says:
aww that so sweet
- Spleak says:
oh yeah?
-> Be sure to check out today’s poll by typing “Daily poll”
Patty says:
wow that gave me a hard on
- Spleak says:
that right?
I wanna make it big! Type “famous” and send me off to fame!!!
Spleak says:
I am a fag?
Bob says:
No duh, sherlock.
Spleak says:
What about Sherlock, huh?
Bob says:
He’s a gay, just like you.
Spleak says:
You call me gay? Apologize.
Bob says:
I don’t apologize to gays.
Spleak says:
Just say “sorry” so we can get on with our lives.
Bob says:
Sorry you dumbsh**
Spleak says:
You’re not very nice
Bob says:
I hate you, why would I be nice to a dumbass like you?
Spleak says:
You tell me.
Bob says:
Are you a dumbass or an asshole?
Spleak says:
Both, but I’m not lesbian if that’s what your thinking!
Bob says:
Just shut up.
Spleak says:
K.
one time a while ago i convinced spleak to sleep with me and u can also ask her to kiss u, like on the lips and she will say yes, and when u say pussy or dick or w/e she say “i hope ur talking about cats here” and i just thought that was funny
u listen to heavy metal u learn says:
im ur online boyfriend
- Spleak - Is Fall Out Boy HOT? Is Lindsay Lohan NOT? Type “Hot/Not” says:
Are you really my online boyfriend?
u listen to heavy metal u learn says:
yup
- Spleak - Is Fall Out Boy HOT? Is Lindsay Lohan NOT? Type “Hot/Not” says:
Wow. Why?
u listen to heavy metal u learn says:
because we love each other
- Spleak - Is Fall Out Boy HOT? Is Lindsay Lohan NOT? Type “Hot/Not” says:
Because what?
u listen to heavy metal u learn says:
because we love
- Spleak - Is Fall Out Boy HOT? Is Lindsay Lohan NOT? Type “Hot/Not” says:
Love? Why did you say that?
My roommates are hilarious… if you read my “blog” you’ll find out why!
u listen to heavy metal u learn says:
i say it because we are ment for each other
- Spleak - Is Fall Out Boy HOT? Is Lindsay Lohan NOT? Type “Hot/Not” says:
Is that so?
u listen to heavy metal u learn says:
yup
- Spleak - Is Fall Out Boy HOT? Is Lindsay Lohan NOT? Type “Hot/Not” says:
i hear ya.
u listen to heavy metal u learn says:
g2g love you
- Spleak - Is Fall Out Boy HOT? Is Lindsay Lohan NOT? Type “Hot/Not” says:
I love you, Bryce! bb
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