A Day in Paradise

You know they say that people who have sex more often are happier.

They did a study and they got 4 guys who had sex at different intervals and asked them all how often they had sex and how they felt.

First guy: I have sex every day and I feel pretty good
Second guy: I have sex every week and I’m not too bad
Third guy: I get some every few months, it sucks but I can handle it.
Fourth guy: I have sex once a year, and I feel fantastic.

Interviewer: Wait, you only have sex one night a year, and you feel good about that?
Fourth guy: TONIGHT IS THE NIGHT!!!

On that note, today is the day that my DSL comes back to me! I already have the hardware, all I need is for the little green light to stop blinking, and I’ll be good to go!