Mark your calendar for next Saturday.
As you may know, it’s a sin for a Taliban male to see a woman other than his wife, naked. He must commit suicide if he does. So this Saturday at 4 P.M. eastern time, all American women are asked to walk out of their houses, completely naked, to weed out any terrorists in your neighborhood. Circling the block for one hour is suggested for this anti-terrorist effort.All men to position themselves in lawn chairs in front of their homes to prove they are not Taliban, and to show support for American women. Since the Taliban also does not approve of alcohol, a cold six pack beside your seat is further proof of your anti-Taliban sentiment.
The U S government appreciates your participation in this anti-terrorist activity.
God bless America!
February 25th, 2007 at 6:02 pm
LOL - that’s awesome.
March 28th, 2007 at 5:37 pm
well considering the taiban is in the far-east, im pretting sure they wont see naked american women. duh. anyways, they kill themselves without seeing other women so yea,.go to love the american way. we all deserve to die.