A Day in Paradise

Slap your Co-Worker Day is Coming!!

Tomorrow is the official Slap Your Irritating Co-workers Holiday: Do you have a co-worker who talks nonstop about nothing, working your last nerve with tedious and boring details that you don’t care about? Do you have a co-worker who ALWAYS screws up stuff creating MORE work for you? Do you have a co-worker who kisses so much booty, you can look in their mouth and see what your boss had for lunch? Do you have a co-worker who is SOOO obnoxious, when he/she enters a room, everyone else clears it? Well, on behalf of Ike Turner, I am so very very glad to officially announce tomorrow as SLAP YOUR IRRITATING CO-WORKER DAY! There are the rules you must follow:

* You can only slap one person per hour – no more.
* You can slap the same person again if they irritate you again in the same day.
* You are allowed to hold someone down as other co-workers take their turns slapping the irritant.
* No weapons are allowed…other than going upside somebody’s head with a stapler or a hole-puncher.
* If questioned by a supervisor [or police, if the supervisor is the irritant], you are allowed to LIE, LIE, LIE! Now, study the rules, break out your list of folks that you want to slap the living day lights out of and get to slapping…..and have a great day

2 Comments »

• Mitzi

  Do you know my co-worker? The description above sounds just like her. I just had to view her brother’s girlfriends picture holding her 5 pomeranians, who live about 12oo miles away & we will never meet! She went on and on about how cute they are. Then I got to hear about why they’ll never be married and then about their living arrangements. I swear she stared at that picture for a good 10 minutes! She’s driving me crazy. She also has a very annoying habit of jumping into new topics of conversation without warning and using pronouns when I have no idea who she is talking about. Argh! Help! She also sticks her nose into everyone’s business and tries to order everyone around and we all just look at her. She wants to be a big shot so bad. She’s a terrible suck ass and will let you hang with things she’s responsible for if she thinks it will make her look better. She drools all over clients, even cornering one in the parking lot and giving him a big smack on the lips. We haven’t seen him since. She has diarrhea this week and announces to the whole office the state of it when she comes out of the restroom. We have to know the color, amount, texture and odor. I begged her to take her vacation to get well but she wouldn’t miss a minute down here. She hasn’t had a vacation in about 3 years because she’s so afraid she’s going to miss something. So here I am with my clorox wipes trying to keep the office wiped down while holding my hands over my ears at the same time. Woe is me.

  Comment | 21/12/2007
• jake

  Dang!
  That guy really looks pissed!
  Like he has been waiting for ever for a chance to smack that biatch hard!

  Comment | 17/2/2010

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