http://www.wormus.com/aaron/stories/2007/10/03/slap-your-co-worker-day-is-coming.html according to my observations, there is now sufficient reasons for greater optimism Sat, 30 Aug 2008 07:44:51 +0000 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.2.1 http://www.wormus.com/aaron/stories/2007/10/03/slap-your-co-worker-day-is-coming.html#comment-479431 Mitzi Fri, 21 Dec 2007 03:07:58 +0000 http://www.wormus.com/aaron/stories/2007/10/03/slap-your-co-worker-day-is-coming.html#comment-479431 Do you know my co-worker? The description above sounds just like her. I just had to view her brother's girlfriends picture holding her 5 pomeranians, who live about 12oo miles away & we will never meet! She went on and on about how cute they are. Then I got to hear about why they'll never be married and then about their living arrangements. I swear she stared at that picture for a good 10 minutes! She's driving me crazy. She also has a very annoying habit of jumping into new topics of conversation without warning and using pronouns when I have no idea who she is talking about. Argh! Help! She also sticks her nose into everyone's business and tries to order everyone around and we all just look at her. She wants to be a big shot so bad. She's a terrible suck ass and will let you hang with things she's responsible for if she thinks it will make her look better. She drools all over clients, even cornering one in the parking lot and giving him a big smack on the lips. We haven't seen him since. She has diarrhea this week and announces to the whole office the state of it when she comes out of the restroom. We have to know the color, amount, texture and odor. I begged her to take her vacation to get well but she wouldn't miss a minute down here. She hasn't had a vacation in about 3 years because she's so afraid she's going to miss something. So here I am with my clorox wipes trying to keep the office wiped down while holding my hands over my ears at the same time. Woe is me. Do you know my co-worker? The description above sounds just like her. I just had to view her brother’s girlfriends picture holding her 5 pomeranians, who live about 12oo miles away & we will never meet! She went on and on about how cute they are. Then I got to hear about why they’ll never be married and then about their living arrangements. I swear she stared at that picture for a good 10 minutes! She’s driving me crazy. She also has a very annoying habit of jumping into new topics of conversation without warning and using pronouns when I have no idea who she is talking about. Argh! Help! She also sticks her nose into everyone’s business and tries to order everyone around and we all just look at her. She wants to be a big shot so bad. She’s a terrible suck ass and will let you hang with things she’s responsible for if she thinks it will make her look better. She drools all over clients, even cornering one in the parking lot and giving him a big smack on the lips. We haven’t seen him since. She has diarrhea this week and announces to the whole office the state of it when she comes out of the restroom. We have to know the color, amount, texture and odor. I begged her to take her vacation to get well but she wouldn’t miss a minute down here. She hasn’t had a vacation in about 3 years because she’s so afraid she’s going to miss something. So here I am with my clorox wipes trying to keep the office wiped down while holding my hands over my ears at the same time. Woe is me.

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