Archive for the 'Humor' Category

Air Traffic Humor

Wednesday, March 14th, 2007

Need to look at this when I have a break.
Allegedly the German air controllers at Frankfurt Airport are renowned as a short-tempered lot. They, it is alleged, not only expect one to know one’s gate parking location, but how to get there without any assistance from them. So it was with some amusement that we […]

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Poop for Peace 2007

Friday, March 9th, 2007

It’s hard to believe that it’s PFP day again, seemed like we celebrated Poop for Peace 2006 last week.
Anyway, this email landed in my inbox announcing Pfp 07 on April 13th which will coincide with the publishing of a new book.
This April, just like every April, the world will come together to poop for […]

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You are far from stupid!

Tuesday, March 6th, 2007

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Are you a Freelancer who needs a Job?

Tuesday, February 27th, 2007

A friend of mine is looking for someone to help him with a personal project of his
I’m finding it a frustration that whilst we refer to Australians and News Zealanders as ‘westerners’ our printed maps always show both countries in the far south-east.
I’ve tried using Photoshop to move both countries to the west of the […]

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dog condoms, anyone?

Thursday, February 22nd, 2007

The problem of dog overpopulation is a real one. However, the noble goal of preventing unwanted dog pregnancy does not justify the means being used. Millions of brutal forced castrations and female genital mutilations take place every year in America. We need to put a stop to these atrocities and give every living creature the […]

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Mark your calendar for next Saturday.

Monday, February 19th, 2007

As you may know, it’s a sin for a Taliban male to see a woman other than his wife, naked. He must commit suicide if he does. So this Saturday at 4 P.M. eastern time, all American women are asked to walk out of their houses, completely naked, to weed out any terrorists in your […]

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Google as our Cult…

Wednesday, February 14th, 2007

During my early morning browsing session I noticed the truth behind FF2’s choice in abbreviating the title from Jeremy’s latest blog entry “Google as our Culture“.

My name is Aaron Wormus, and I’ve been a card-carrying member of the Google Cult for 3 years. I grovel when my ranks are dumped, and squeal with joy when […]

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clenching your butt-cheeks

Saturday, February 10th, 2007

some “intelectual comedy” for a saturday afternoon!
notice the new mybloglog link in the sidebar and thanks ChristyZ for being my first community member

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Hero Coder: Maski Oka

Thursday, December 28th, 2006

Hiro Nakamura from heroes is actually a code warrior in real life. His profile can be found at this great wired article.
“I’ve been programming computers since elementary school, where they taught us, and I stuck with computer science through high school and college,” said Oka. “ILM offered me an entry-level position at its Marin, California, […]

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Happy Hannukah

Wednesday, December 20th, 2006

Celebrate with the apocalyptico remix, and 10 things I hate about commandments.
In all seriousness though, have a happy holiday!

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Why PHP Hurts People…

Wednesday, December 13th, 2006

… because they dive into it like this.

Image courtesy of an International PHP Magazine.

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I’m famous …

Tuesday, December 5th, 2006

… and wearing a kilt

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Peace, love and web stats

Friday, December 1st, 2006

A picture is worth a 1000 words:

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Guess the Podcast

Wednesday, November 29th, 2006

book, swedish chicks, book, php, security, book, book, conference, book, training, book, php, conference, training, conference, conference, book, book, conference, training, book, beer!

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Human Cow Hybrids — Moo

Thursday, November 9th, 2006

Frightening article on BBC about creating human/cow hybrids:
The hybrid human-bovine embryos would be used for stem cell research and would not be allowed to develop for more than a few days.
But critics say it is unethical and potentially dangerous.
Liberal Democrat MP Dr Evan Harris - a member of the Commons Science and Technology Select Committee […]

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